Sawyer: Geese have to be really talented to climb metal.
Me: I've never seen geese climb metal.
Sawyer: Well they have to be really talented to do it.
Sawyer: (passing by Petsmart) One time I saw a bug on the "e" up there. (Referring to the "e" in Petsmart)
Me: you mean you saw a bird on that e?
Sawyer: No, I saw a bug up there one time.
Me thinking: How in the world can you see a bug that far away?
Sawyer hit his crotch and said grimacing: "Mom I accidentally hit my penis a little bit hard and I think one of those things hatched."
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