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Funny Chase

So being a mom of a child that's learning to talk and learning to think is quite hilarious. Chase often says funny things, and today has been full of them. I decided to write down some of the conversations I've had with him today, just for laughs. Here we go.

Conversation #1

Me: Chase, are you stinky?

Chase: Nope.

Me: Chase, you need to tell the truth. Telling a lie is naughty. I’m going to ask one more time if you’re stinky, and if you don’t tell the truth then you’ll get in trouble. Chase, are you stinky?

Chase: Mmm, I don’t know.

Conversation #2

Preface: After I put Chase down for a nap I heard him jumping on the bed. I went in.

Me: Chase, no jumping on your bed during nap time. Nap time is for sleeping, not jumping. Please sit down right now.

Chase: (Staring at me for a moment.) Please sit down right now.

Me: Chase, sit or lay down on your bed now please.

Chase: Sit or lay down now please.

Me: 1…

Chase: 1….

Me: 2…

Chase: 2…

Me: (Have to leave because I start giggling, then come back.) Chase, I’m going to count to 3 and if you don’t sit down you’re going to get a spanking. 1…

Chase: 1….

Me: 2…

Chase: 2…

Me: 3… Ok, you get a spanking.

Chase: 3… Ok, you get a spanking.

Me: (Spanking) Now lay down on the bed for your nap.

Chase: Lay down on bed for your nap.

Me: Chase…?

Chase: Momma…?

(I gave up. Then I realized I could threaten to take his cars away. He lied down. Why didn’t I think of that first?)

Conversation #3

Preface: I put him down for a nap at 1:30, he came out at 3:00 without any sleep wrinkles and eyes wide open. I got suspicious.

Chase: Hi momma.

Me: Chase, did you take a nap?

Chase: Um…no.

Me: You didn’t take a nap?

Chase: Mmmm, no I didn’t.

Me: Come here.

Chase: Ok, yes momma.

Me: Thank you for telling me the truth.

Conversation #4

Preface: I found him hiding in a corner and I smelled you know what.

Me: Chase, are you stinky?

Chase: No, I’m hiding.

Me: Are you hiding cuz you’re stinky?

Chase: Momma, you go hide too.

Conversation #5

Preface: Chase talks to me ALL the time, so as the day goes on I respond less and less.)

Chase: (Watching the movie Cars) Momma there’s The King, just like my King.

Me: (I nod)

Chase: Momma, can you talk to me?


Just a day in the life of a mother of a 2 year old.

Comments

Andrae said…
what is really fun too is when you are disciplining them and they look at you with their beautiful little boy eyes and say "i lub you mommy"...
1/24/2008
ellen said…
He's funny.
1/24/2008
Hayward Family said…
HAHAHA!! Those are funny! haha.. Cy has started to really BLAB a TON, and he doesn't actually say WORDS, but I can tell that he's gonna be a talker! haha.. Your kids are so cute, hope you guys are well! Love ya!
1/29/2008
Sarah said…
Wait, this is supposed to be getting easier...
1/29/2008
Jon and Tasha Fam said…
Hi guys I just founs you in Loni's site!! How are you guys? When are you comming to Utah? You kids are so cute!! THey are getting so big!! We miss you guys, I hope you can make it for the reunion...:)
1/30/2008
Karen said…
Your boy is so funny. Kind of reminds me of mine, I guess they must have been great friends in heaven, just like I thought when Chase was born. Oh, by the way, it's Karen Herrington, from Wymount. I found your cousin's blog, Loni, I went to high school with her, and then I found you guys. I have been wondering about you guys. Your kids are adorable. Check us out at mkeherrington.blogspot.com. We are back in Utah, we moved to CA right after graduation, but that didn't work out. So here were are back in Utah, in Pleasant Grove. Mike is an assistant manager at an Enterprise branch in Midvale. It looks like you are in Boston(?) My former neighbor moved there, Shannon and James Bischoff. It's a long shot, I know. What are you guys up to? What is Rick doing now? I hope you don't mind that I am a snoop and found you guys. I was thinking about you a lot lately. I'm glad I found you. Hope you have a great day!
1/31/2008
JoJo said…
I have had some of those same conversations with my 2 year old.
2/08/2008

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